Somewhere between the surgery and the recovery room, I lost the underwear I was wearing
who has my underwear
I’m about to get my appendix taken out and I’m going to go under general anesthesia.
One time, I heard about this lady that went under general anesthesia and woke up with a British accent.
So I’m watching doctor who in hopes that I too will wake up with that accent.
I was tagged by mizcullen to do the selfie train thing a really long time ago, and I’m just now doing it! Here are six photos I like. An engagement photo with Kenneth, one from Halloween, one from a sleep-deprived and somewhat delirious sunrise photo shoot with my friend Emily, two of me and Annie, and one she took of me when we were freezing our butts off
I’m tagging future—cat—lady denyandfollow vitamere hollowtowers inkstain aliciaifyouplease you don’t have to do the thing if you don’t want to do the thing
while cleaning out my garage I found the last cigarettes I will ever buy in my lifetime.
Q:Are you planning your own wedding or did you hire a planner? Because I really want to plan my own wedding but I'm afraid that I might mess stuff up.
Dude. No. Do it yourself, you can absolutely do it! I can show you the timelines and checklists I made for myself and I can give you tips about pretty much every step of the way - I’ve learned a lot. We are doing ours for under 5000 dollars with a six month engagement. It’s totally possible.
My wedding is on the same day as the TAMU/Alabama game, WHY DIDNT I CHECK THE SCHEDULE I AM A FOOL
well the good news is that whichever aggies still show up will get to drink either way the game goes. and if you cry just tell me it’s because the ceremony was so beautiful